'All women are bastards. . . ' &newpara;Jimmy Collins, competent middle manager by day, suburban rockstar by night - has just been dumped and he's not taking it very well. Even a visit to his stylist can't cheer him up. He decides to take control of the situation, convincing his friends to help him find the perfect girl - beautiful (but loyal), smart (but not too smart), confident (without being a feminist), an expert bun-maker; who is indifferent about shopping, enthusiastic about Star Trek and scornful of self-help books.